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All my friends had gotten head already and I was really anxious and extremely wasted, so I panicked and solicited a questionably very old streetwalker. Worst part, though? No camera, no cum. My more experienced friends had given me a slew of tips—cover your teeth, incorporate your hands, look up at him while you do it. I was well-studied. The moment it started happening, though, all those hours of planning and practicing on bananas yes, I actually practiced on bananas… and the occasional cucumber went right out the window. I had no idea what the fuck I was doing. Then, my boyfriend started bleeding.

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Illustration by Katherine Killeffer. Except for a Cornell Daily Sun article from last year, there are relatively few accounts of road head on the Internet. The practice, especially in areas where you have to drive to get pretty much anywhere, like the Midwest and California, is not necessarily a rite of passage, but it does inspire stories: While a routine blowjob is nothing to write home about, a blowjob in a moving vehicle could kill you. That's part of the appeal: Not only could you get caught, but you could also crash and die. It might be less dangerous than texting and driving, but it all depends on how he can handle his head. The Cornell Daily Sun article offers tips for the ideal blowjob on the go; I guess the college-kid writer had had a bad experience and needed to let the world know that, duh, sucking a dick while someone is driving requires some precautionary measures. When I put out a call for road head stories, I initially got radio silence.
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Giving head is a bit of an art. We've all had our good and bad experiences with blowjobs. It's part of growing up. Having some dude come in your face is a chapter in your coming-of-age story pun not intended.
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I usually don't mind giving them, so like what the hell right? My one condition was that he just had to let me know when he was about to come. I hate swallowing. Long story short, yes he did tell me when he was about to come. Yes, he did pull out.
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